gaymeofthrones:

me: mom im hungry

mom: eat a fruit

me:

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beachier:

me: *dials 911*

operator: hello 911, what’s your emergency?

me: i need someone to cuddle with, rub my back, and play with my hair

operator: someone is on their way, please stay calm

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when you actually do your homework but leave it at home

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